JCB

Team members:

  • Justin Turner (swim)
  • Clive Hailstone (cycle)
  • Rebecca Awde (run)

Team slogan: "Team JCB - Move it!"

Beat the Boss Strategy: “Propeller, Motorbike and Fit Bird - Simples!!”

 

HMRC "Her Majesty’s Royal Champions"

Team members:

  • Craig Osborne (swim)
  • Russell Blackburn (cycle)
  • Heather Meltvedt (run)

Team slogan: “You probably won’t recognise us from behind.”

Beat the Boss Strategy: “Distract the Boss with dancers from Pacha ;-)”

 

Triple Trouble

Team members:

  • Thuur Tonnaer (swim)
  • Tony Nevill (cycle)
  • Thomas Schoon (run)

Team slogan: “Go hard or go home !”

Beat the Boss Strategy: “Sabotage the pre-event breakfast for all other teams!”

 

Wishful Thinking

Team members:

  • Annemieke Pot (swim)
  • Kirsty Byford (cycle)
  • Renton ‘Dubai Demon’ D’souza (run)

Team slogan: “Beware of what you wish for...”

Beat the Boss Strategy, according to Renton: “Cheat!”

 

Wet, Sweat & Blisters

Team members:

  • Andy Curry (swim)
  • Sophie Dennett (cycle)
  • Rachael Hanrahan (run)


Team slogan: “If in doubt, flat out”

Beat the Boss Strategy: “Don’t Drown, Don’t Crash, Don’t Walk”

 

Three’s a Crowd

Team members:

  • Richard Austen (swim)
  • Paul Kingsbury (cycle)
  • Amy Peyman (run)

Team slogan: “Paddle, Pedal, Pace”

Beat the Boss Strategy: “Rich not to drown, Amy and Paul to make it round”

 

Velociraptoros

Team members:

  • Andy Brocklehurst (swim)
  • Patrick Tarbit (cycle)
  • Enrique Sanchez (run)

Team slogan: “Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard”

Beat the Boss Strategy: “Beat the Talent”



Two Old Blokes and The New Guy

Team members:

  • Barry Ponting (swim)
  • Andy Hook (cycle)
  • Jonathan Phillips (run)

Team slogan: “How hard can it be....”

Beat the Boss Strategy: “Beer and pies.... carb loading”



The Good, The Bad & The Weird


Team members:

  • Georgina Prosser (swim)
  • Alice Nelson (cycle)
  • Allison Hammett (run)

Team slogan: “In this world there's two types of people my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.”

Beat the Boss Strategy: “Tactful thinking.... and bribery”


CAT-tastic

Team members:

  • Samm Allum (swim)
  • Warwick Taylor (cycle)
  • John Campbell (run)

Team slogan: “If in doubt, cheat!”

Beat the Boss Strategy: “Hold on to the fastest swimmer’s ankle, ‘cadge a lift’ with the fastest cyclist and ‘piggy back’ the Boss.”

 

Individual entries

Craig Osborne alias “All for One and One for All”

Speciality: Triathlon novice, has done three half marathons and the London to Brighton bike race

Beat the Boss Strategy: Start the day before



James "I am too old for this" Campanini


Speciality: "I am pretty much equally bad at everything, but I do own a nice bike!"

Beat the Boss Strategy: Look for shortcuts, hold on to the person in front; but above all... beat the boss!

 

Andreas Dohmen, alias Ironman

Speciality: triathlete. Best Olympic triathlon time 02:30 (27 minutes in swimming / 1:12 in biking / 51 minutes in running)

Slogan: “If it would be easy it would be football.”